
A confession: I like wine but seem to be somewhat learning disabled on the subject. I've attended several wine-tastings since I've been here in Italy and can recognize "legs" and sometimes remember what the bubbles in a
prosecco mean but I have to just murmur when somebody starts talking about "oakiness" and "tannins". After dozens of efforts, I still have no idea what I'm supposed to be tasting so I just pretend to agree and move on.
This past Friday, we attended a wine tasting event in honor of Valentine's Day that was right up my alley - a wine and chocolate pairing. While they might seem like natural partners due to their high scores of "awesome" on the taste buds, we were disappointed to learn that this wasn't always true.

Our sommeliers, Rachel and Mario, were challenged to come up with good pairing for our group. We sat down to place mats with seven different types of chocolate laid across them: Papua, Madagascar, Amazonas, Ecuador, Ghana, Arriba Superior, and white chocolate. With each of the six wines, we were asked to taste 1-2 different types of chocolate (suggested by Rachel) to note the difference in complementary flavors. Most of the wines were dessert wines (one was a
grappa) but the differences were extraordinary. A fortified wine like the
Recioto della Vapolicella has an alcohol content of 19% and paired well with darker, stronger chocolates that could hold their own, like the Ecuadorean and Ghanaian versions, and compliment it with a bit of spiciness. Pairing this wine with a milkier chocolate resulted in a bitter aftertaste that ruined both the wine and the chocolate.
I ended up have two favorite wines for the night. The
Brachetto d'Acqui Passito is a sweet dessert wine that smelled of elderflower, rose, and dried cherries so distinctly that even my untrained nose could take notice. While this wine typically pairs with green cheese like
Gorgonzola and
Roquefort, we tried it with white chocolate and Papua milk chocolate. To note the full taste, we learned that you should let the chocolate melt in your mouth a little bit and roll it all over your tongue and roof of your mouth, sipping the wine when it's nearly completely melted. Personally, I thought the white chocolate made the pairing overwhelmingly sweet while the Papua blended perfectly.
My second favorite was
"L'Eremita" Recioto della Valpolicella, another dessert wine to pair with green and blue cheeses. Again, a deep garnet color that smelled very sweetly of dried cherries, raisins, and vanilla. In my notes, I wrote "good tannins" so you can take somebody else's word for that. It was paired with the Amazonas and Madagascar chocolates which have the respective cacao/sugar proportions of 60% and 46% (that means Amazonas is the darker chocolate). While the group's assessment was split, I was on the half that preferred the pairing with the darker Amazonas. I thought that the Madagascar chocolate resulted in a bitter taste to this otherwise sweet wine.

Our least favorite? We both HATED the
Barolo Chinato a DOCG from Piedmont. Fortified with distilled alcohol left from wine and a mixture of 20 herbs, the "secret" ingredient of quinine pretty much ruined it for us. Quinine is a tree bark that is used as a malarial prophylaxis. My notes say "smells like mosquito spray but tastes like cinnamon and basil". This is not a good thing. The taste mildly improved when paired with the Madagascar and Ecuadorian chocolates but nothing fixed the smell of DEET.
I was also not a fan of the
Grappa Vendemmia Tardina, a very strong "wine" made out of the pits, skins, and stems of grapes used for other wines - the "hot dog of Italy" as one of my colleagues noted. You can compare this to Greek
Ouzo, French
Pastis, or
Sambuca as an aperitif. My notes were punctuated by a frowny face.

While not all the wines were winners, we certainly enjoyed the presentations and hosting by our sommeliers Mario and Rachel. While Mario is an English-speaking Italian, Rachel is an American married to him and certified by the same sommelier organization. They run a company called
Italia by Design and organize food and wine tastings for tourists throughout Italy. We have an eye on their
prosecco tour for our second wedding anniversary!